Diplomatic Influencer Gifts

New Israeli Coalition

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

Adios "Mexico"!

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

John Kerry

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

"It's perfectly okay, officer. I'm a lobbyist!"

The First Family

America's Love Affair With Guns

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

The Thing That Won't Leave

"We're surrounded. Obama requests back up on gun control."

'At Filmore holdings, we don't break the law. We donate to politicians to change the law.'

Protesters with Different Goals

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

An apple core school

Blair's Apology

Settlement of the Alabama Claims

"The pandemic. . . the protests. . . the riots. . . the economic impact. . . these coincidences have moved Joe in the polls. . . but still not enough!"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

The Demand

I've been brought in to negotiate a settlement between you two. It's in the interest of this caf

"We no longer wish to be in dynamic alignment."

Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time.

Birthday. Belated Birthday. Miss you. Diplomatic apology.

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake