Diplomatic Strategist Gifts

Trump And Putin Kissing On A Cake

The president's men

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

That's What Happens

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

Tariff Wars

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

The Greek Trampoline

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

We Used to Build Things

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Vladimir Putin.

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

A Terrible Shock

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Impotent Democracy