Diplomatic Thinker Gifts

US-Cuba Relations

'Since I am a lawyer out me down as 'Not Undecided'.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

A Terrible Shock

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

John Kerry

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

Adios "Mexico"!

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

'I'm very impressed with how you effectively dodged every one of my questions.'

"It's a great treaty, but do we trust us?"

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

Blair's Apology

Helms Burton Titulo III

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

The Demand

Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time.

I've been brought in to negotiate a settlement between you two. It's in the interest of this caf

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Eating from Ukraine Cake

Veto Powers

"I shall not raise my voice, but be aware every word I say is upper case, bold, italics and underlined."

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."