Dinosaurus Gifts

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Party Animals.

Ancient Racing

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Best before 65 million BC.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

I.T. Fear

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Primitive magician

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'