Dinosaurus Enthusiast Gifts

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

65 Million Years Ago

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Jurassic Pork.'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'