Dinosaur Debate Gifts

'Dad, is this a movie about dinosaurs or Wall Street?'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Where clean coal comes from.

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'Palintology'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

Gorillas in the jungle.

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"Was it someone you ate?"

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Ingredients: chicken, eggs ... Hey, the chicken DID come before the egg.'

Trophy head.

Philosoraptors

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

Asteroids are a hoax. I know, but could you just let it go without arguing this time?

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

"I'm not religious-just anti-science."

"A gun... Really!"

Question: if left up to natural selection which one of these two would be more likely to survive?

Richard Burr N.C.

Evolution

Early Fundamentalism: 'No way do we share a common ancestor.'

The Theory of Evolution.

"This S.U.V. sports a flame-retardant, electro-static coating. Eco-activists can't burn it and their pamphlets and bumper stickers slide right off!"

Corona Crisis Team: Finally Gets Real Experts!

Indignitas - 'How dare you help me take my life!'

"In all the excitement I can't remember if I set you one round of homework or two!"

"Only three out of 16 million people may die from the side effects of this vaccine. My Jack was one of them."

"Another incident averted! Thank God for the good guy with a staple gun!"