Dinosaur Debate Pillows

'Dad, is this a movie about dinosaurs or Wall Street?'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'Palintology'

Gorillas in the jungle.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"Was it someone you ate?"

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Ingredients: chicken, eggs ... Hey, the chicken DID come before the egg.'

Trophy head.

Philosoraptors

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

"I'm not religious-just anti-science."

Question: if left up to natural selection which one of these two would be more likely to survive?

"A gun... Really!"

Evolution

Richard Burr N.C.

Early Fundamentalism: 'No way do we share a common ancestor.'

The Theory of Evolution.

"This S.U.V. sports a flame-retardant, electro-static coating. Eco-activists can't burn it and their pamphlets and bumper stickers slide right off!"

Corona Crisis Team: Finally Gets Real Experts!

Indignitas - 'How dare you help me take my life!'

"In all the excitement I can't remember if I set you one round of homework or two!"

"Only three out of 16 million people may die from the side effects of this vaccine. My Jack was one of them."

"Another incident averted! Thank God for the good guy with a staple gun!"

"It's not me smoking! It's that a**hole!"