Dinner Time Mastermind Gifts

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

"Now son. We haven't given thanks for all we're about to destroy."

"How long have we been married?"

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

'So this is what you meant when you promised to take me out for a 'three course meal'!'