Dinner Show Addict Gifts

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Benihana style of cooking.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"Now that's what I call organised crime!"

"How's everything?"

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

If the glass slipper had disappeared at midnight with all the other stuff.

"No! I'm NOT pregnant. I just ate dinner..."

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"I grew up in a very rough neighbourhood, but I've never met anyone as tough as this steak!"

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

'Well at least he took the time to use different fonts for every letter.'