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"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Benihana style of cooking.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"Now that's what I call organised crime!"

"How's everything?"

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

"I forget, is this the show with the back stabbing, or the front stabbing?"

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

"I grew up in a very rough neighbourhood, but I've never met anyone as tough as this steak!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

If the glass slipper had disappeared at midnight with all the other stuff.

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

'Well at least he took the time to use different fonts for every letter.'