Dinner Procrastinator Gifts

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

Me, Alice and God

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

'That's typical of him, to ruin our first decent night out in ages.'

'No dinner for me mum. I don't want to spoil my appetite for in between meal, snacks.'

"And if you want to wait, Daddy will make yummy desert when he gets home."

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"Well here I am, 'Better late than never', late but definitely 'not better'."

'Dear, you have to get better. It´s almost time to prepare our dinner.'

"What happened to your dieting regime."

Man late home. Wife has left sign telling him his dinner is on a cook for yourself website.

"There's a lot more to me than you think."

"Sorry I'm late, I hope you haven't been waiting too long."

"It's not like my wife or I can't cook...but we do have this pizza place on speed dial."

"Every time you want to eat a waiter, you can't find one."

Children's Dream Bedtime Routine

'And I suppose you're going to blame this on the inverted yield curve, too!'