Dinner Procrastinator Mugs

Message on fridge door. 'Your dinner's in the freezer. At the Co-op.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Me, Alice and God

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

"No! I'm NOT pregnant. I just ate dinner..."

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

'That's typical of him, to ruin our first decent night out in ages.'

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

'No dinner for me mum. I don't want to spoil my appetite for in between meal, snacks.'

"So, instead of cleaning your room, you want to talk about my shoes?"

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"And if you want to wait, Daddy will make yummy desert when he gets home."

'Dear, you have to get better. It´s almost time to prepare our dinner.'

"Sorry I'm late, I hope you haven't been waiting too long."

"Well here I am, 'Better late than never', late but definitely 'not better'."

"What happened to your dieting regime."

"There's a lot more to me than you think."

"It's not like my wife or I can't cook...but we do have this pizza place on speed dial."

Man late home. Wife has left sign telling him his dinner is on a cook for yourself website.

Children's Dream Bedtime Routine

"Every time you want to eat a waiter, you can't find one."

'And I suppose you're going to blame this on the inverted yield curve, too!'

Too long on zoom