Dinner Avoider Mugs

'No dinner for me mum. I don't want to spoil my appetite for in between meal, snacks.'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Eat your vegetables

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

'That's typical of him, to ruin our first decent night out in ages.'

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

"I'm putting you on a skipping diet. . .Skip cakes and wine."

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

"I told you not to mention the broccoli quiche."

"No thanks, mom, I'm giving up broccoli for lent. Also lima beans, spinach and cauliflower!"

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'

"I'm not in a breakfast-fixing mood just now."

"Every time you want to eat a waiter, you can't find one."

'And I suppose you're going to blame this on the inverted yield curve, too!'

"Would you read this self-help book to me?"

"I won't eat my greens and you can't make me!"

Wheel of Dinner