'When are you going to cook dinner, it's almost time for breakfast?'
Meal Preparation Procrastinator Gifts
Surprise the meal preparation procrastinator in your life with gifts that laugh at their kitchen delays. From witty mugs to humorous t-shirts, find playful ways to celebrate their love-hate relationship with cooking. Perfect for anyone who tends to put off meal prep but still loves a good laugh and a dash of charm in their kitchen or casual wear.
'I sent out for everything.'
Counting ribs
LAY ZEE FUK
Domestic Goddess.
'Like death by salad.'
'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"
Horn of Leftovers
"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."
Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!
"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"
"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."
"Fridge-to-table"
'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'
"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."
On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.
"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."
"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."
'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'
A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.
"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."
One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.
Looks like I do dishes again.
"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"
"We merged to save through volume buying."
A spider meal prepping
"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"
'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'
What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.
Our housekeeping
Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.
'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'
Meal Preparation Procrastinator Gifts Collection
Meal Preparation Procrastinator Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the meal prep procrastinator. Perfect for adding humor to their kitchen routine and starting the day with a smile.
Meal Preparation Procrastinator Pillows
Discover playful pillows perfect for the procrastinator’s space. Add a touch of humor and personality to their kitchen or lounge area.
Meal Preparation Procrastinator Prints
Find humorous prints that speak to their cooking delays. These pieces make delightful additions to any kitchen or dining area with a humorous flair.
Meal Preparation Procrastinator T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty t-shirts for the culinary procrastinator. A fun way for them to express their kitchen struggles with style and humor.