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"It started out with lactose, but now he's intolerant of everything."

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"You do like octopus?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Gesundheit!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"