Dinner Party Maven Prints

"It started out with lactose, but now he's intolerant of everything."

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"You do like octopus?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Gesundheit!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"A little lamb please."