Dinner Disaster Diver Pillows

"I didn't get the timings quite right, the meat will be ready next Thursday."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"You asked for the soup of the day, you didn't specify what day."

Chinese restaurant: In case of emergency break glass (Knife and fork).

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

"Is this dinner or the effects of global warming?"

"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

'I knew something was wrong when I couldn't find my dinner.'