Dining Out Comedy Gifts

Looking for a gift that spices up your dining out experiences? Our collection of funny and witty items captures the humor of eating out. Perfect for foodies who love a good laugh, these gifts bring humor to any meal or foodie adventure. Celebrate the joy of dining with a touch of comedy—whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print that captures the humorous side of eating out.

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'I don't eat red meat.' 'This is green.'

'I don't eat red meat.' 'This is green.' mockup

'I don't eat red meat.' 'This is green.'

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.' mockup

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

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"Did you order the flying jalapeños?" mockup

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

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'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?' mockup

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

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All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra." mockup

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

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"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

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"May we see your kids' menu please?" mockup

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

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"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?" mockup

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

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"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate." mockup

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

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'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.' mockup

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'

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'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?' mockup

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

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'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.' mockup

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

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'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?' mockup

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

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"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard." mockup

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

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"Oh, don't worry about that—it only goes off when someone taps 'no tip.'"

"Oh, don't worry about that—it only goes off when someone taps 'no tip.'" mockup

"Oh, don't worry about that—it only goes off when someone taps 'no tip.'"

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"You folks like a little something?" mockup

"You folks like a little something?"

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Lunch Broker

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'The house wine sir.'

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'What's the special?'

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Today's special - Ox tail soup.

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'Sorry, smile's off...'

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'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.' mockup

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

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'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.' mockup

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

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"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator." mockup

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

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'Can you recommend something good that won't look too fattening to passers-by?'

'Can you recommend something good that won't look too fattening to passers-by?' mockup

'Can you recommend something good that won't look too fattening to passers-by?'

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When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control. mockup

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

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"In lieu of a tip, can one of you take a shift for me?"

"In lieu of a tip, can one of you take a shift for me?" mockup

"In lieu of a tip, can one of you take a shift for me?"

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"You're a very interesting waiter, but don't you have any other tables to take care of?"

"You're a very interesting waiter, but don't you have any other tables to take care of?" mockup

"You're a very interesting waiter, but don't you have any other tables to take care of?"

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'I think I've got one, Doris!'

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"Excuse me, my bowl and glass seem to be stuck to the table."

"Excuse me, my bowl and glass seem to be stuck to the table." mockup

"Excuse me, my bowl and glass seem to be stuck to the table."

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"Would you like finicky or non-finicky?"

"Would you like finicky or non-finicky?" mockup

"Would you like finicky or non-finicky?"

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A waiter says:'You guys know you're supposed to text me when you're ready right?' the patrons are dead . . .

A waiter says:'You guys know you're supposed to text me when you're ready right?' the patrons are dead . . . mockup

A waiter says:'You guys know you're supposed to text me when you're ready right?' the patrons are dead . . .

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The last word in Alphabet Soup.

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"Is the rabbit cute?"

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Dining Out Comedy Gifts Collection

Dining Out Comedy Mugs

Discover our collection of humorous mugs that celebrate the funny side of dining out—great for kitchen or office use.

Dining Out Comedy Pillows

See our playful pillows that add a humorous touch to your home décor inspired by the joy of dining out.

Dining Out Comedy Prints

Find prints that portray the amusing side of eating out—perfect for decorating your kitchen or dining area with a laugh.

Dining Out Comedy T-Shirts

Explore our witty t-shirts that bring humor and style to your dining adventures—ideal for food lovers who love to laugh.