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'I didn't have any cash, so I used eminent domain.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'How was the squid?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

Roadkill Restaurant

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

'Your bill sir.'

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

Arabian Cuisine

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiters attention."

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'Anchovies.'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'