Dining Escapader Gifts

'I'm very sorry, sir, but YOU are the one who ordered the jerk chicken!'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Platter confusion.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Your bill sir.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

'Is anything O.K.?'

'It's not nouvelle cuisine, Monsieur. You've ordered from the children's menu.'

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

"This is cold. I specifically ordered the Warm and Fuzzy."

"The last guy I went out with asked me to split the bill."

"Catch of the day. We got lucky."

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing