Dining Early Bird T-Shirts

I'm not hungry, either, but my parents like to eat really early to avoid the frenzy.

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

So Far So Good

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

"See, he's gone now! We should have shared this worm instead of arguing over which one of us was the earliest!"

M.D. If you're going to get up with the chickens, you've got to stop staying up till the cows come home.

"Sir, are you sure you don't want to try anything else besides the fish for once?"

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'