Dining Early Bird T-Shirts

Future garbage truck driver.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

So Far So Good

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

"Sir, are you sure you don't want to try anything else besides the fish for once?"

"See, he's gone now! We should have shared this worm instead of arguing over which one of us was the earliest!"

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

"I love waking up at the crack of dawn!"