Early Bird With Coffee T-Shirts

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

Toast: the high energy food

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'Good morning!'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.