Early Bird With A Caffeine Twist T-Shirts

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

So Far So Good

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Good morning!'

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

"See, he's gone now! We should have shared this worm instead of arguing over which one of us was the earliest!"

'I know it's only six o'clock. That's what you get for sending me to bed so early!'

M.D. If you're going to get up with the chickens, you've got to stop staying up till the cows come home.

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

'It beats getting up early and getting a worm.'