Early Bird With A Caffeine Twist Gifts

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

So Far So Good

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Good morning!'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

"See, he's gone now! We should have shared this worm instead of arguing over which one of us was the earliest!"

'I know it's only six o'clock. That's what you get for sending me to bed so early!'

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

'It beats getting up early and getting a worm.'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'