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'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Life is for the birds.

'A cheeky red?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

Wine taster with mineral water

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Baracracy

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"More?"

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'