Dining Die-hard T-Shirts

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Life is for the birds.

'A cheeky red?'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Wine taster with mineral water

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."