Diligent Duster Gifts

"You're washing clean dishes?"

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

The Devil's in the detail!

Crop duster wanted.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Jesus swept.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

Human Dust Buster

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

Ken Dodd

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, I'm twelve years old and I still can't make a half-court shot in basketball. What should I do? - Moe. Moe, I know you want a quick fix, but there's no substitute for hard work. Master the half-court shot the way I mastered needle-point, practice five hours a day for seventy-five years … while giving your competitors backhanded compliments. With diligence, you'll eventually outlive anyone who knows your failings … which means they never

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.

The Grime Reaper.

"How do ya like that? Just when I finish cleaning up from one dust storm, here comes another!"

"I remember when you bought this thing. You said you were going to exercise all of the time. You never get on it."

Ballet Maid

Dust bunnies -- No matter how much you clean … they just keep going and going and going …..

The cow that didn't succeed in jumping over the Moon.

The case against female cropdusters.

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"

Cleaner column.

"Just as I thought - chalk dust! Take a break from clapping erasers!"

'Son, look out there! Do you think I got all this through luck? No! It took work work work!'

Joy was proud of her egg cup collection, but she found them a bugger to clean...