Diligent Duster Gifts

"You're washing clean dishes?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Crop duster wanted.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Jesus swept.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

Human Dust Buster

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

The Grime Reaper.

"I remember when you bought this thing. You said you were going to exercise all of the time. You never get on it."

Ballet Maid

The cow that didn't succeed in jumping over the Moon.

The case against female cropdusters.

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"

Cleaner column.

"Just as I thought - chalk dust! Take a break from clapping erasers!"

'Son, look out there! Do you think I got all this through luck? No! It took work work work!'

Joy was proud of her egg cup collection, but she found them a bugger to clean...

"Just nine holes Frank if you don't mind. . . I broke my arm yesterday!"