Divine Duster Gifts

Jesus swept.

Golfing Bishop.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

God's Phone

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

God's lil' fix-it shop.

My mum is very houseproud.

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Thanks God!

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

In the very beginning.

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Power and the Glory tools

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

A leap of faith.

And on the Seventh Day...

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'