Digital Whimsicalist Pillows

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"OMG, LOL!"

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

'My dog ate my computer.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Rude Snowpeople

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

The Smartass Phone

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

cuPad

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'for more obit info, go to...'

The Escape Key

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Terms and conditions

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Zoom Wedding