Digital Wellbeing Gifts

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Sorry, honey. Did we wake you with our weeping and gnashing of teeth?"

Man with no one to phone on his mobile.

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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Graduates on their phones

"Textin’"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Dreams I have had...

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

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