Digital Wellbeing Pillows

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Sorry, honey. Did we wake you with our weeping and gnashing of teeth?"

Man with no one to phone on his mobile.

Mobile Prison

Pounding speeds up the computer.

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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Textin’"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Dreams I have had...

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

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'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'