Digital Well-being Advocate Pillows

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

Mobile phone damage to children.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

Deposit phones here

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

NIl by 'phone.

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"Come home when the internet's back on."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"I agree, it's a real worry. We may have to consider limiting her screen time."

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

"All I said was that for health and safety reasons they'd have to leave their phones switched off!"

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

No Texting

Hiding From Social Media

"Cell phones really can increase your efficiency ? just turn them off!"

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'Cell phone addiction treatment center'

"Sorry, honey. Did we wake you with our weeping and gnashing of teeth?"

Before the Internet