Digital Well-being Advocate Pillows

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

Mobile phone damage to children.

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

Deposit phones here

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

NIl by 'phone.

"Come home when the internet's back on."

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

"I agree, it's a real worry. We may have to consider limiting her screen time."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

No Texting

Hiding From Social Media

"All I said was that for health and safety reasons they'd have to leave their phones switched off!"

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"Cell phones really can increase your efficiency ? just turn them off!"

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'Cell phone addiction treatment center'

Before the Internet