Digital Wellness Advocate Pillows

"Your neck pain. . . I have a theory."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Deposit phones here

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

NIl by 'phone.

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"Come home when the internet's back on."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"I agree, it's a real worry. We may have to consider limiting her screen time."

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"All I said was that for health and safety reasons they'd have to leave their phones switched off!"

"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!"

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

No Texting

Hiding From Social Media

"Cell phones really can increase your efficiency ? just turn them off!"