Digital Tactician Prints

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Eldrow

Alternative fielding positions

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

'Crowd Source'

Stone Age

This Amount of Computer Code

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'

Wi-Fi password?