Tech-savvy Tacticians Prints

'Our war plan is simple, we point the cursor at whichever of Saddam's palaces we wish to destroy.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Trojan Chess

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

This Amount of Computer Code

Arsene Wenger

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Wi-Fi password?

Steve Bruce

"Is anybody listening to me?"

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'

How to win before the match begins

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."