Communication Tacticians Prints

Dialogue

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

'What say we set aside all our petty grievances and just hate each other on general principles.'

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Since you became a management consultant we don't seem to speak sense any more."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Effective and CLEAR communication with customers is ESSENTIAL so we're going to practise drilling down to identify core interpersonal information transfer methodologies to accelerate a meaningful dialogue."

'...always surround yourself with incompetent people.'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

Stone Age

'He's not finished his media training!'

'Just a tip, never be the bearer of bad news - people will automatically blame you for it...'

"Are you sending your people over here to smoke in my doorway?"

Marriage Guidance

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

This Amount of Computer Code

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Wi-Fi password?

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

Helms Burton Titulo III