Digital Scholar Gifts

'College textbooks sure are expensive. Luckily, I saved a fortune by using eTexts. Now I have to see if I can buy used eTexts.'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Modern Studying

Computer Room.

Eternal Student.

The Googler

Moses on the web

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

K9 Literati

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

God's Phone

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"I have an app for that."

"A virus ate my homework."

Romans.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'What does the internet have against my people?'