Digital Scholar T-Shirts

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

'College textbooks sure are expensive. Luckily, I saved a fortune by using eTexts. Now I have to see if I can buy used eTexts.'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Modern Studying

Computer Room.

Eternal Student.

Moses on the web

The Googler

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

K9 Literati

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

God's Phone

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"I have an app for that."

"A virus ate my homework."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Romans.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'What does the internet have against my people?'