Digital Rant Enthusiast Gifts

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

You may now update your Facebook status.

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"What's creaking...you or the floor?"

"Your fingers are the only part of you that's in shape. Apparently, the only exercise you get is texting."

'There he goes, always with his head in The Cloud.'