Digital Humbug Enthusiast Gifts

The Post Of Christmas Present

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Buy my data $20"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."