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"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Graduates on their phones

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Statue of liberty selfie

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."