Digital Irony Enthusiast Gifts

'Try rebooting.'

Walter Farkas. October 2018. #DeadToo

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"No internet connection"

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

Everything will look perfectly flat...in your Realtek 2D glasses.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

Scandal about listening on Facebook

Manual automation in the office.

Political Hipsters

'I don't think it's a good idea to put the fact that though you've been indicted seven times, but you've only been convicted twice on your 'About' page.'

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

www.hopeless-assassin.com. Hits 0.

Blinkered by the leader.

"Don't tell Noah about the vasectomy."

'Thanks for suggesting that Web-based bank. Now instead of waiting on line, I get to wait online.'

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

Social Media

'My Twitter followers didn't follow me into hell.'

'That's amazing, old people deciding the fate of the Internet.'

"I know I said I was going off the grid. I was just wondering if anyone was discussing it on social media."

"Every time I touch a computer it dies. It's taking all the fun out of online shopping."