Digital Irony Seeker Gifts

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"No internet connection"

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

Everything will look perfectly flat...in your Realtek 2D glasses.

'Try rebooting.'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

Scandal about listening on Facebook

Manual automation in the office.

'I don't think it's a good idea to put the fact that though you've been indicted seven times, but you've only been convicted twice on your 'About' page.'

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

www.hopeless-assassin.com. Hits 0.

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

'Thanks for suggesting that Web-based bank. Now instead of waiting on line, I get to wait online.'

Social Media

"Every time I touch a computer it dies. It's taking all the fun out of online shopping."

'That's amazing, old people deciding the fate of the Internet.'

'My Twitter followers didn't follow me into hell.'

"I know I said I was going off the grid. I was just wondering if anyone was discussing it on social media."

Fluffy's kitty litter and the crematorium.

Walter Farkas. October 2018. #DeadToo

'Actually the only drawback to the place is the proximity to the prison.'