Digital Irony Seeker Pillows

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"No internet connection"

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

'Try rebooting.'

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

Scandal about listening on Facebook

Manual automation in the office.

'I don't think it's a good idea to put the fact that though you've been indicted seven times, but you've only been convicted twice on your 'About' page.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

www.hopeless-assassin.com. Hits 0.

'Thanks for suggesting that Web-based bank. Now instead of waiting on line, I get to wait online.'

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

Social Media

'That's amazing, old people deciding the fate of the Internet.'

Fluffy's kitty litter and the crematorium.

"I know I said I was going off the grid. I was just wondering if anyone was discussing it on social media."

"Every time I touch a computer it dies. It's taking all the fun out of online shopping."

'Actually the only drawback to the place is the proximity to the prison.'

Walter Farkas. October 2018. #DeadToo

'Forest fire or Twitter feeds - you tell me?'