Digital Irony Explorer Pillows

'Thanks for suggesting that Web-based bank. Now instead of waiting on line, I get to wait online.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"He was much more effective in the field."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"No internet connection"

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

Everything will look perfectly flat...in your Realtek 2D glasses.

'Try rebooting.'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

A socially distanced queue

Scandal about listening on Facebook

Cat Yelp.

Norman Mailer

Manual automation in the office.

'I don't think it's a good idea to put the fact that though you've been indicted seven times, but you've only been convicted twice on your 'About' page.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

"My office door is always open; however, I'm rarely there."

Donald Trump Devouring Statue of Liberty

The nice thing about soccer is that there are no commercials.

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

". . . because I'm not allowed to copy other people's stuff, change it easily and pass it off as my own idea. . . damn EU!!"

www.hopeless-assassin.com. Hits 0.

Cruising the highway of broken dreams