Digital Irony Explorer Pillows

'Thanks for suggesting that Web-based bank. Now instead of waiting on line, I get to wait online.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"He was much more effective in the field."

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

"No internet connection"

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

'Try rebooting.'

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

A socially distanced queue

Scandal about listening on Facebook

Cat Yelp.

Manual automation in the office.

'I don't think it's a good idea to put the fact that though you've been indicted seven times, but you've only been convicted twice on your 'About' page.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'

"My office door is always open; however, I'm rarely there."

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

Cruising the highway of broken dreams

". . . because I'm not allowed to copy other people's stuff, change it easily and pass it off as my own idea. . . damn EU!!"

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

www.hopeless-assassin.com. Hits 0.

Donald Trump Devouring Statue of Liberty

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

The nice thing about soccer is that there are no commercials.