Digital Neat-freak Gifts

'You're going nowhere until you've tidied your desktop.'

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Sweep the board.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

The perfectionist.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Mad cleaning robot.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

A catch-all is born.

'I've organised the bathroom.'