Culinary Neat Freak Gifts

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'How is the water prepared?'

"Not guilty?"

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The perfectionist.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Dust Bunny

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Mad cleaning robot.

'You made me jump.'

It's all gravy.