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'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'How is the water prepared?'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Not guilty?"

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

The perfectionist.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'You made me jump.'

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Mad cleaning robot.