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"That's my sock drawer- I just wanted you to see how organized I am."

"I don't know where you find the time to arrange all the books so nicely on shelves."

'You're nothing without me and you know it.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

'Son, the lease on your room requires you to keep the room in good order at all times.'

Do I get extra credit for neatness

'See, it's not impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job.'

'...and here's a picture of the family arranged in FIFO order.'

Filers should not marry pilers.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Due to the space-age materials used in making this model, this one collects less dust than other exercise equipment.

"I wish you'd start recycling your old newspapers..."

"You're overthinking this."

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Honey...about this clutter-clearing.'

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

'You're cleaning the house. Who's coming over?'

"Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea."

'Oh picky,picky!! We TOLD you there'd be a little mess while we replaced the sidewalk!!'

Two neighbours doing their gardening.

'How many times have I told you to tidy your office?!'

'Just look at THAT dust...'

'Hey! Clean up after yourself...will ya!'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'

'I hope you don't mind. My wife is fussy about our funiture.'

Man sweeping the dirt under the carpet at the carpet warehouse.

'I once had a dashboard covered with junk like that and the window broke from the stress.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Dust Bunny

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'