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Desert Island Slob.

A stack of chamber pots sits next to a horror show.

Let's get organized

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Sweep the board.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The perfectionist.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Mad cleaning robot.