Neat Freak Humorist Prints

Desert Island Slob.

A stack of chamber pots sits next to a horror show.

Let's get organized

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Sweep the board.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

The perfectionist.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Mad cleaning robot.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"